Picture it will you?
11:30pm and tired blogging mama sluffs off to the bedroom to change into pj's, brush her teeth and nurse the baby before retiring for what she hopes to be a very uninterupted night of sleep.
Sounds pretty innoculous so far right?
Pulling on her pj pants, hubby says something funny. It all goes downhill, literally, from there.
Some force of gravity suddenly overtakes blogging mama and she slams headlong into right doorframe leading into the bathroom, slamming her shoulder and arm squarely against the jam. In a brilliant attempt to avoid doing so at the last minute (and of course, failing), blogging mama veers left, overcorrects, and slams headlong into the left side of the door jam as well, effectively and forcefully knocking her "funny bone" into the switchplate. After the quick ricochet, blogging mama then falls flat on her face, writhing in pain and not sure how she ended up there quicker than one can say "idiot".
It is a very odd thing to be in so much pain and laughing hysterically at the same time. It did not help that hubby saw the whole event, and instead of helping blogging mama up off the floor and kissing her funny bone better, he decides to mock her at her expense and laugh as though he were watching a Three Stooges marathon (which, let the record show that only GUYS find humor in).
Perhaps blogging mama's hubby is onto something with his People Who Are Against Gravity crusade.
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